FYRE EMBREM

americasthoughts:

zamii070:

How can I be Captain America when everything is from china?!

I KNOW THAT FEEL CAPTAIN

I KNOW IT CAP

(via imamericanyourargumentisinvalid)

jeremyweed:

caelhammer:

i’m going to get two gay best friends to protect me. which is the most vicious species again? i heard the twink was small, but packs a nasty bite

twinks are very intelligent but extremely hard to train due to their independent nature. not recommended for first time gay best friend owners

(via orbitars)

danrdarrenc:

cloverhigh:

imagine a world where everyone was assumed gay until they came out as straight 

(via sorenhateseverything)

*song starts playing*
me: creates a whole oscar worthy montage in my head with flashbacks dramatic shots fade outs and everything of my otp
Kid Icarus Uprising - Chapter 23 Lord of the Underworld1

lightningflashphosphora:

lightningflashphosphora:

lightningflashphosphora:

god i just

the way these lines are delivered makes me laug hso mcuh

I GOTTA GO TO BED

reminder that this is hialrious and if you do’t think it’s funny you’re probably satan or something

i just listened to this like seven times in a row it never gets less funny

(via orbitars)

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