FYRE EMBREM
How can I be Captain America when everything is from china?!
I KNOW THAT FEEL CAPTAIN
I KNOW IT CAP
i’m going to get two gay best friends to protect me. which is the most vicious species again? i heard the twink was small, but packs a nasty bite
twinks are very intelligent but extremely hard to train due to their independent nature. not recommended for first time gay best friend owners
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imagine a world where everyone was assumed gay until they came out as straight
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god i just
the way these lines are delivered makes me laug hso mcuh
I GOTTA GO TO BED
reminder that this is hialrious and if you do’t think it’s funny you’re probably satan or something
i just listened to this like seven times in a row it never gets less funny
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